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GAMEGAL/E3/2002/HALL OF
SHAME
Though there were plenty of females on hand at this
year's event, some booths seemed stuck in the stone age when it came
to marketing to those of the female persuasion. Booth babes are one
thing... the entries below are another. Welcome to the Gal's first
annual E3 Hall of Shame.
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Nyko's Booth "Babe" What do size-F breasts and
third-party game peripherals have in common? Unless Nyko's products
are designed to enhance bustlines, we'd have to say they have
nothing in common. All this company's busty booth "babe" said
to us was... "this game controller ain't for you, li'l lady." Shame,
shame! |
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Pink Panties, the Future of Games We have yet to figure
out what company thinks the future of games revolves around models
in pink underwear. The fully clothed chick working at this booth
sported a face that said it all -- puhlease. The Gal has to
agree. We're giving this company a first-class seat on the shame
train. |
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Tecmo Fanboys Get Lei'd Tecmo, publisher of the
boob-rageous Dead or Alive fighting series celebrated the
announcement of its Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Vollyball by
allowing drooling onlookers to get lei'd by bikini clad booth babes.
Unfortunate for a few of these guys, this may be the closest they
ever been to getting "lei'd." |
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Acclaim's New Boob Technology Still not sure why the
demonstrator for Dave Mirra BMX XXX thought we'd be impressed
with the game's extra jiggly boob technology or the fact that female
characters can bike sans shirt. And, you can even spend collected
coins for a striptease at Scores. Oh, goody. Welcome to ShameTown,
Mirra XXX, population you! |
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Have more to contribute to the Gal's Hall of Shame?
If so, email us and we'll post
the results. |
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